Miracle on Bankeyfields Open Space

Behold late last night a miracle was witnessed by a group of yobbo’s who had frequented the park partaking in merriment whilst gorging themselves on vast amounts of wine from the holy wine bottle.

Amongst this group there was a poor disabled yob that had been made lame and had spent many years dependant upon the use of a wheel chair. As this yob sat drinking himself into a stuppa he fell from his chair into the sea of litter that lay beneath him, this was his baptism and the miracle happened, there was a sign from God that trouble was afoot as they could see flashing blue lights in the distance hence fourth they scattered into the distance including this once lame yobbo, he rose to his feet and ran like the wind unfortunately this toe rag forgot to take his wheelchair with him and he has left it in the park, so no doubt later on today this wheelchair is going to end up being smashed to bits and scattered around the open-space.

The open-space is once again looking in a bad way with all the rubbish that has been discarded about the place, yet again this has had to be reported to the council plus all the fly tipping that has occurred over the past week behind Harry Hancock’s warehouse. When are these minority idiots going to realise that they are spoiling the park and surrounding area for the majority of us that use the open-space for the purpose that it was built for.